gaffer

The nickname of the manager of an English football club.

Sir Alex Ferguson is the worst, racist gaffer in the world!

by Sigs_09 October 4, 2006

goffed

1. owned or screwed
2. when a post/thread gets edited or deleted
3. Goff is a moderator at Spawn forums

"You got goffed!!!"
"The thread was goffed because someone posted pr0n"

by dhlc December 18, 2005

Guff

A Name Used To call Someone Special :)
all the warsopians use it !
A sound person whos allways up for a laugh :D
Someone whos allways there for you when you need them most!

A Sound Person or someone who will help you out, ahh mann thats a guff :)

by KirstieBabes; June 13, 2009

Gaffed

Fucking something up big time; having come so close to achieving your goal, only to fall short of it

Gavin almost won the tennis game against Jack. But he's gaffed it again.

by RT Mavin February 10, 2013

Goffe

Typical emo teenager in Stockholm Sweden of the female gender. The male being called Grunthor Often found slashing her wrists or "playing the wrist violin" as it's also referred to. Camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. Some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. Manson is a hardcore yet typical goffe. On any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more goffes and grunthors sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repetitive music in their ipods.

Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.

Feeling depressed? Wearing black? you're definately turning into a goffe.

Goffe is NOT a fashion statement. Its a way of life.

by Aussie_D January 16, 2009

Gutfeld!

The best comedy-sarcasm-satire combo show since before Caesar

Gutfeld! uses comedy, sarcasm and satire to great effect.

by Sexydimma May 22, 2021

guff

The fat bump half way between a females gut and muff. Obese females can artificially create a guff by wearing tight pants and/or belt. In sexual terms, the guff may be referred to as "more cushion for the pushin'"

"Oh my, look how fat that ladies guff is!"
"That old chick's got tits hanging all the way to her guff"
"Wow, she's cute, but she's got a bit of a guff"

by Duckman FTW May 8, 2008