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Pulling Guard

When a fight goes to the ground, the fighter on the bottom wraps his legs around his opponent to control him and his posture. From this position, he can try for armbars, triangle chokes, guillotines, kimuras, omoplatas, etc.
Oh shit I just got taken down! I need to start pulling guard or I'll get my ass whupped.
by SuperSkEEtShOOTerz February 1, 2010
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Spoon Guard

A guard to make sure you don't get your mouth deformed.
You need to use the spoooooon guuuaaaaard!
by From rathergood.com October 27, 2003
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Moral guardians

The people who constantly try to ban a book, videogame, movie, ect. for not being morally "clean"

These are the kind of people who make the ridiculous (and false) claim that video games are bad, harry potter encourages satanism, and that a nipslip causes permanent damage to anyone who sees it.

Some of them are nothing but trolls who feed of the resulting media coverage.

Most however actually believe there own insane ideas are correct for example fundamentalists and Allen quist

The appropriate response to these people varies based on situation but most of the time it is one of two things either laugh at them or get angry (but only irritated angry not beat down angry) and point out exactly why they are incorrect.

Normally they have impossibly high standards (religion)
or they have found an axe crazy reason to believe something is corrupting there children.
Moral guardians: Down with video games they cause violence suicide and more violence

Normal person: Actually violence per 1000 citizens peaked back in 1982 before doom the first major violent video game was released. For that matter violence has drop by half since then starting directly after violent games started coming into the media.

Moral guardians: Nah, uh our great leader Jack Thompson told us video games is evil.

Normal person: then your a dumbass.
by Blarny August 28, 2012
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Gerdberk

A gerd (geek and nerd hybrid) who is also a berk. Has a nice ring to it!
You are such a gerdberk!
by HE1 February 3, 2010
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Gerde

The substitute who you never know if he will tend to your class. Has a styrofoam cup filled with who knows what. Likes telling stories with absolutely no relation to class. These include stories about: his cats, salt, his cats, his cats, and other things. He has a sac on his neck. I assume its filled with stories or mabye it opens up and unleashes a fiery inferno when he is mad.
Calvin walks into class, "oh... my... GERDE!!!"
by Thatguydodo June 2, 2019
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Guardy

A party for lifeguards that is lit!!
“Your going to the guardy tonight right????”
by Lululolol July 5, 2019
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guerindude1

1) The biggest retard ever
2) Worst Youtuber ever
3) Short, bald, ugly, Irish kid
4) Jesse will never like him
Person 1: Hey were you with Guerindude1 yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah and I almost died
Person 1: Did he ask Jesse out?
Person 2: Yeah he did and she HARD rejected him.
by VT Steals April 19, 2019
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