goneesha

Has a big forhead and is a hoe who most likely stole your man

I have a goneesha head

by Goneesha March 14, 2017

Gopher

A variation of the “Nice Guy”. He mainly pops up in a mocking, or protagonist manor on your social media. Usually, by posting mocking gifs,unprompted advice or passive aggressively suggest you date them.

I posted about feeling sad about my breakup, and this Gopher popped up and spewed his lame advice..

by LadyFoxLV May 24, 2018

go pee go bed

When someone says this it probably means you’re too messed up from drugs or alcohol to be out and about or where you are. Basically means go home and sleep it off.

Dude you’re so fucked up, go pee go bed.

by Kaitimes November 30, 2018

Goppers

The opposite of poggers.

Dude 1: Yo bro my mom fucking died.
Dude 2: Goppers

by CHuffCityBoys November 30, 2020

Gopher

A gopher is a being who is non existent but very much alive and active, a gopher is everything and nothing all at once.

Hey Elija, have you seen my pizza ? I had an entire pizza but now 2 slices are missing, did you take them ?

No the gophers took them.

What’s a gopher?? Exactly

by gopherhunter April 30, 2022

gopherition

The act of becoming a gopher

the act of being humiliated

Jared went through gopherition and now is embarrassed

by AxolotlGamerz December 19, 2022

gpeeps

contraction for grandparents. In an effort to be efficient, especially texting with my kids, this allows for less characters but is unique.

Anyone want to go see the gpeeps before they kick off?

Are we going to the gpeeps for Thanksgiving?

by hankthestank October 4, 2023