Goose

A truly despicable being, summoned from the depths of hell to torture humans for eternity

Goose appears
Everyone: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
That one guy that stays behind: are you challenging me goose
Goose stabs him

by NotDuckBtw January 30, 2020

Goose

1. A word better than good.

2. Sarcasm on the word good.

1. These fries are so goose~!

2. He keeps lying to you, he's such a goose friend!

by Felixbunny November 22, 2010

goosed

Another way of saying that you've shagged/fucked somebody

"Hey, what happened with you and that fit bird you were talkin to last night?"

"I took her home and goosed her"

by MeaningMark July 8, 2005

Goose

Commonly known as Girlongus or GOG.

Goose; a very odd critter who names peoples children for them. Also loves to go off-topic on forums. Goose is often a goofball. Is loved by all.

Topic: My dog got eaten by a huge snake! *Tears*
Goose: OMG! Rat would eat babies!
Goose again: HAHAHAHA! I win!

"That girl is so Goose."

by MikaTheronsMum December 14, 2008

Goosed

Scared, feared that you might get robbed

Person 1: I was with some guys last night walkin late n shit and passed by this white couple they were goosed as hell.

by FloridaSlangGuy December 16, 2017

goose

Gentlemans Organization Of the Socially Expressive

FLYSTRONG like a GOOSE

by Mcjd March 12, 2004

goose

A lazy girly-man who doesn't answer his phone.

That goose is a fuckstick!

by Anonymous September 21, 2003