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Google

Instead of saying "haha" or "lmao," you say Google.
It's when something is funny.
by samthegoogler January 13, 2019
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Google

GOOGLE is shit and is bent on only dominating the fucking world. They track everything you post write and email to anyone. Google should fuck off before doing anything further. IF ANY GOOGLE PERSON SEES THIS I WANT YOU TO TELL YOUR COMPANY TO FUCK OFF AT ALL FUCKING COSTS!
Guy 1: Hey dude wanna use google for info
Guy 2: No fucking way google can suck a dick for all any normal person should think.
Guy 1: Oh well why?
Guy 2: Check the internet they can explain you.
Retarded Guy: Hey whats up here google talk like how good they are!
Guy 2: Dude please fuck off.
Retard Guy: Shit I'm going to listen to Justin Bieber
Guy 1 and 2: Man that guy is a fucking retard and a fucking asshole.
by FUCK YOU GOOGLE October 6, 2012
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Google

verb.
1) To search for a term or terms using the Google search engine.

noun.
2) (search engine) A search engine that currently searches through 8,058,044,651 web pages. Known for generating a few millions of relevant results within a fraction of a second.

3) (company) IT's equivalent to Charlie's chocolate factory.
1) - "What does dissociated vertical deviation means?" -"Don't know, let me google it"

2) The google search engine is the most popular search engine as of this moment, and also the default search engine on Firefox and Chrome browser.

3) Once you try android, google search and gmail, competition's symbian OS, yahoo search and hotmail don't look that appealing any more. Much like an ordinary chocolate compared to one from Charlie's factory.
by kurkosdr February 25, 2010
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Google+

It was Myspace and others and then it became Facebook. We moved our photos and shit. I already feel it is enough. How about just freaking staying on Facebook now!
I don't wanna become friends with people who already became my friends twice. Just ignore Google+
by BilliV Bdmblgn August 2, 2011
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google

the 20th century fourtune teller, the god of the internet.
people usually turn to google for awnsers about everyday life. got a question? need an awnser? search google.
i wonder how you say popsicle in german, ill search google!
by rrrrrrrraaaahhhhhh February 1, 2010
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Googling

What you do to yourself when you don't get laid in a while and you're left alone for an extended period of time.
"Dude I won't make it to your party I've been googling myself to much."
"But I thought you didn't have a computer?"
"I don't...what's that got to do with anything?"
by Anonymous-Reaper August 9, 2009
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Typing Google Into Google

It doesnt break the internet or ends the world. All it does is give Tim Allan Herpes.
Me: I'm typing google into google, Tim Allen is gonna have herpes.

Tim Allen: Dangit...hrugh hrugh hrugh
by Hrugh May 30, 2009
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