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The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023
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bogus glenn

a man who is so bogus that he is just disgraceful
usual hangs about the oddfellow arms and is generally lee
e e e e bogus glenn
by Diksuk the big January 4, 2024
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Lil Glenn

A very very very energetic boy who loves to play vid games .He kinda crazy
Hey lil glenn come play
by WASSUP FROM THA GHETTO July 31, 2016
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Ryan Glenn

Prepare to have your heartstrings tugged and your funny bone tickled, because Ryan Glenn is the epitome of attractiveness, kindness, and humor all rolled into one irresistible package.

Let's start with his looks – Ryan could easily be mistaken for a Hollywood heartthrob. With his captivating smile that could light up a room and eyes that sparkle with warmth and sincerity, it's no wonder heads turn when he walks by. He's the type of person who effortlessly commands attention without even trying.

But Ryan isn't just a pretty face; he's got a personality that's just as magnetic. His wit is as sharp as a razor, and his humor has a way of brightening even the dullest of days. Whether he's cracking jokes or sharing hilarious anecdotes, spending time with Ryan is like being in the presence of pure joy.

And let's not forget about his kindness – it's like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. Ryan's compassion knows no bounds, and he's always there to lend a helping hand or offer a listening ear to those in need.

Ryan Glenn: the Urban Dictionary definition of good looks, kindness, and humor all wrapped up in one charming package. So if you ever find yourself in need of a pick-me-up, just spend some time with Ryan. Trust us, you won't be disappointed.
OMG have you seen Ryan Glenn he is so good looking and has a large package down under, and real tent in his pants, A footlong philly woman pleaser, he made me so wet.
by MR. Honest31 April 4, 2024
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glenn

behaving as a result of being obsessed with (usually) a former lover. From the 1987 movie "Fatal Attraction" starring Glenn Close.
"Don't glenn on him, Marsha! Move on!"
by Rodger Lennon November 26, 2022
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Glenn sturgis

A cute hot, fit man who works at cloud 9. He was a business owner and a legend. He died from diabetes because he drank too much juice 🕊️.
Person 1: my glenny boy, glenn sturgis.
by aimsssss February 20, 2024
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Glenn

A handsome man with a ugly soul. Too busy fighting the demons in his head to love and appreciate the good people around him.

Extremely self-centred and lacks empathy for his actions.
Typical glenn move!
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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