Magic Sky Ghost

A catch-all term for the millions of omnipresent magical beings that those whom lack critical thinking skills and/or suffer from delusions use to comfort themselves from the fear of death or from the responsibility for their own lives.

Coined by the admin Kramer of the 'Atheist' FaceBook page and SupportAtheism.com

See also: god, deity, Eric Clapton

Theist: Jesus loves you and died for your sins, but you need to accept him into your heart or you will burn in eternal fire.

Rational Human Being: Sorry, you can take you Magic Sky Ghost and go stick it up your ass.

or

Rational Human Being: No, I am serious. They actually believe that a Magic Sky Ghost made a rib woman from mud man then after they ate a magic apple from a talking snake the Magic Sky Ghost made them ashamed of their genitals!!!

See also: god, deity, Eric Clapton

Theist: Jesus loves you and died for your sins, but you need to accept him into your heart or you will burn in eternal fire.

Rational Human Being: Sorry, you can take you Magic Sky Ghost and go stick it up your a$$

or

Rational Human Being: No, I am serious. They actually believe that a Magic Sky Ghost made a rib woman from mud man then after they ate a magic apple from a talking snake the Magic Sky Ghost made them ashamed of their genitals!!!

by CaptainPants May 21, 2011

Space Ghost

A 40-year-old retierd super hero who uses his former rivals, Zorak and Moltar, to help him run his talk show.

"Greeting citizens, I am Space Ghost!"

by Danny Peterson January 10, 2004

Ghost

A scary ass mofo

AAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! A Ghost

by Zayla45320 March 4, 2017

ghosted

When someone stops talking to you all of a sudden and leave you wondering what you could have done wrong.

So she ghosted me and I never heard of her again.

by quks January 8, 2020

ghost shit

Stool or dump of which there is no trace when you stand up and turn round to admire it.

by r. mellie September 22, 2003

Ghost of Facebook Past

n. a phenomenon that has cropped up recently due to the prevalence of social networking sites including, but not limited to, Facebook. The Ghost of Facebook Past is the collection of all the remnants of your past self that show in your Facebook profile, whether it be music you've since moved on from, shows you used to like but now hate, people you used to know, anything like that.

Results from the nature of people to move in and out of interests in a fluid manner, while the information on Facebook and other sites will not change unless you alter it.

Joe: Uh, Chad, your Facebook page says you like Power Rangers.

Chad: Nah, not since junior high. It's just the Ghost of Facebook Past.

by Stan the Woz December 5, 2011

My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh

The greatest line ever written in songwriting history. Basically means your babygirl wanna ghost you coz you can't even be the speck of dirt on Mark Lee's shoes

Mark: "My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh😩"
Jisung(to Haechan): "what's he saying?"
Haechan: "oh, he's saying that his girl's ghosting him"
Jisung: "OKAAAAAAAYYY 😯👌"

by Kwangya county jail guard January 30, 2022