Canadian Geese Attack

Also known as the Hudson Plane landing on January 15th, 2009 was an attack by the Candians using their own wild life i.e. Canadian Geese to bring down an American Airliner. This will not be accepted and action should be taken against Canada.

Guy #1: Hey man, you remember that plane that landed on the Hudson?

Guy #2: Yeah what about it?

Guy #1: Do you remember how it went down?

Guy #2: Uhh yeah birds flew into the engines right?

Guy #1: Yes but what kinds of birds?

Guy #2: Ummm Geese right?

Guy #1: Canadian Geese!!!!

Guy #2: Ohmigod!!! Those son of a bitches!!!

Guy #1: Exactly we need to do something about this!!

Guy #2: Premptive Strike!!!!

Guy #1: Hellz yeah!!!

Guy #2: Man this will go down in history as the infamous Canadian Geese Attack.

by Jokesterpants August 6, 2009

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1. more than one goose

2. some marijuana

1. "Geese inhabit the woods."

2. "I think I'll go smoke some geese."

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And Circle Gets The Square

Acronym for AND CIRCLE GETS THE SQUARE or ACGTS. It was a popular retort for scoring a point on the 1970's (and current incarnations) of the popular, quasi-celebrified game show Hollywood Sqaures. Now, more popularly used among the ironic set. Spoken or in print form. It should be used as an alternative to FTW and EPIC. Especially useful in ironic ejaculations.

Dick: "Wow, I just figured out Paul Lynde was gay. LOL"
Pat: "ACGTS"

or

Micheal: "I guess I can't keep drinking Slim Fast and eating McDonald's as the 'sensible meal' of the day, and expect to lose weight."

Clyde: "And Circle Gets The Square!"

by NixonSinatra June 11, 2010

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Geosexual

Someone sexually attracted to earth, the ground, or nature in general.

James is a geosexual.

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bene gesserit

A badass woman that can beat your wimpy ass or give you ultimate pleasure!

Damn I wish I could pork a Bene Gesserit..

by Blah August 9, 2003

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geese

1. To make fun of someone.
2. To run very fast.

1. "Keenan geesed on Raul for like 10 minutes straight yesterday at the bus stop."
2. "Damn Thando, you were geesin' in that 200. You won by like 10 meters."

by Kid Swish March 9, 2008

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