garboonist

One who stimulates his olfactory sense by inhaling from the seat of a two-wheeled human-powered conveyance, ie someone who gets his jollies by sniffing bicycle saddles; a shniffle-piffler or snurglar.

This morning I met the local garboonist on his way from the bicycle shed, a look of utter delight on his face.

by Crude B.Avdik August 4, 2007

gerbal smuggler

smuggling gerbals in your asshole

richard gere is a gerbal smuggler

seth hedstrom smuggles gerbels

by chubbs onapa August 17, 2012

garbow

A grumpy fucking tool that always thinks he's right and owns everything. They usually think they are more athletic and better looking than they are. Gets mad easily and acts like a twelve year old.

Wow look at that kid being such a tool, must be a garbow.

by IFeelYa5 January 23, 2014

gerb

A gerb is a shortened name for a gravity bong originating from the Hill Country in Texas. It is generally made from a water bottle with a winches socket in the cap as the bowl.

you wanna hit a gerb?

by gerbmaster January 22, 2020

j.gerb

When you purches a hooker and get her drunk enough to pass out in the hotel room.Where you proceed to steal back your money and her clothes.Then you leave and show up too the bar where all your buddy's are wearing her clothes

Where brad go?Dude he got that hooker but here he comes.HOLY smokes he pulled a j.gerb

by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007

To Gerb

To gerb someone is to draw moustache's upon a girl's public photos, effectively lowering her self-esteem, then taking advantage of this lowered self-esteem to ask her out.

That chick's a little out of my league, im gonna have to gerb the crap out of her.

by Ol Hoss November 9, 2010

Gerb

verb - while physically a grown man, you're far more likely to state the obvious as a child would. Also apt to make pollyanna religious statements.

retard

- um, the sun is really bright and hurts my eyes. Shut up, Gerb.
- um, isn't this a really beautiful day god has given us today?

by the Dude abides August 20, 2014