Gopher Boy is the pooner child of Ben leonard, Itchy and a goat or an unemployed music untalent Jack michealson and a lama. This strange creature has a golden singing voice, is well hung, incredibly small and has buck teeth.
by Keeper of the family tree September 9, 2004
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2. A word Bill O'Reilly throws around to make the person arguing with him look stupid. Bill usually says it to people when they question his stances on the Iraq war.
2. A word Bill O'Reilly throws around to make the person arguing with him look stupid. Bill usually says it to people when they question his stances on the Iraq war.
by Phil Deviant April 20, 2008
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Sam: Yes. I got the FTF!
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Chocked full of remorse, I have staggered and stumbled into yet another resentful Sunday morning - broke, hungover and ashamed of my religious awakening in the arms of Bonnie, the local "sure-thing" gravel-gopher girl.
by The Madman July 2, 2004
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I figured since it was February, I would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. Thankfully she isn't pregnant.
by Savory Johnson January 2, 2009
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