geoff balls

A fake name used to visit a whorehouse to keep ones true identity annomous.

"What did you do when she asked you your name?"
"I just gave her the old Geoff Balls and said it was Ringo"

by geoff balls September 7, 2008

Geoff

Any person named geoff is a mega faggot and enjoys it when they get extreme anal from Todd, Todd is his side dick and after you have sex with him and he cumms in your vag. He immediately goes to fuck Todd even if you want to talk or continue to make out he is so far in the closet that he can’t get out.

That guy just Geoffed me

by FemalePenale January 19, 2019

Geoffrey Nash

Someone who is considered a stud. A smart kid who is generally half Asian and half English. He has to be tall and athletic, and good at sports like soccer and football.

Yeah! He looks like a Geoffrey Nash!

by datLPchick December 25, 2010

Geoff'd

To be dissed or to have had something unpleasant happen that you weren't expecting.

You've been Geoff'd

"While I was inside the store somebody Geoff'd my bicycle!"

by Distant Traveller May 13, 2009

Geoff

The retarded spelling of Jeff

Geoff: I spell my name G.E.O.F.F.
Me: Kill yourself

by dick_pisser_765 April 8, 2021

Geoff

The idiotic way of trying to write Jeff. Geoff is not pronounced 'Jeff' its pronounced 'G-off'

"Do you see that idiot over their"
"Whats his name"
"Geoff"

by Not Geoff November 6, 2018

geoffe

To be long-winded and boring

E.g. This 1000 page document is geoffe

by FSL March 28, 2003