geesed

In the prehistoric ghoulash of human stew, the god of geesage, "geesed-ton", was sitting beneath a tree when it was suddenly struck with lightning. Geesed-ton went unconscience for quite some time, however when he awakened he found himself enlightened, and instantly realized how one could geese on another. He taught the artform of the geesage to his young apprentice, Dickson Tse, and told the young man to never use the artform against another, for he knew of its true power. One day while Dickson Tse was on his way to Chinatown to retreive some cocktail-buns, he coincidentally crossed paths with Liye Zhang, the god of anti-geesage. In Dickson's conscience he knew that he shouldn't use the power of the geese, but he knew that in this situation his master would do the same. Dickson waged his geesage upon Liye, however Liye was quick to return a quick move of anti-geesage, and from that point on, the war of geesage vs. anti-geesage was engaged. To this day, the only known power to prevail over the art of geesage is the art of wombat copter.

"Oooo Nick Chun got geesed on when his grandmother queefed in his face!"
"Ahhh ferr-gaht to dooo mah dey-teyen-tion too-daaaaaaaaah...geesed!"
"You totaled your truck on the freeway, really tho? Damn you got geesed on."
"No offense, but Nagasaki got majorly geesed on by a nuke in WWII..."

by Geeser March 20, 2005

Gees a gobble

Scottish translation:

--Gees = Give
--a = Us
--gobble = Gobble

In essence, give me a gobble in the sense gobble my cock.

Hey there girl, fancy gees a gobble?

by Saha.A October 13, 2008

Geetar

Quite possibly the most annoying and stupid way to refer to a "guitar". Proper guitarist never say "geetar" as it's just too damn idiotic. Ranked with the word "exqueeseme".

Example1:

1st person: Dude, come look at my geetar.

2nd person: *Thumps first person.*

Example2:

Idiot: Exqueeseme, I'd like to buy a geetar!"
Guitar salesman: "Gtfo."

by The Wretched One July 20, 2008

geet

A word mainly used to describe something or someone in a negative manner. Can also be used as another word for being stoned.

You're a geet kid
I don't know why I was talking to that girl, she's so geet
It's so geet that I fell in that pond last night
I'm feeling so geet after that last joint
I always feel geet after eating one of those kebabs

by Glombar June 10, 2015

geeksturbate

to become sexually aroused and have to masturbate to anything technological

He totally geeksturbates to anything that has to do with Halo.

by Lianna Paige February 19, 2007

geesed

A popular website featuring pictures of geese. Run by CEO Ryan Goosling.

Have you been to Geesed.com today, shit's funny.

by Ryan Goosling June 28, 2012

geesh

When someone does something geesh/weird, immature and embarrassing, that means they are a geesh.

For instance, if one is to act tough in front of a crowd or an individual by doing something they have never previously done for the good of the group or person.
question"you got any spliff"
response "shut up you geesh"
question "woah I feel wavy don"
response "you're a geesh"

by lou_xgxin August 24, 2016