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gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.
1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”
by KungFuLambda September 5, 2022
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eyeball wandering

a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.
man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.
by Luke=lucas May 8, 2008
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shell gathering fuck

a racial slur to islander americans that gather shells to make necklets for profit,usually hung around rear view mirrors and/or girls ankles also known as blood shells or dead crabs
Dam ur such a shell gathering fuck i dont want ur damm necklace

Carlos: calvert stop playing with those fuckin steel drums you coconut slurping shell gathering fuck
by sebastian da crab May 29, 2010
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subtraction gardening

Letting all of the weeds grow in your backyard and then pulling out the ones that don't make pretty flowers.
neighbor: Hey your yard looks great, but aren't those the same weeds that are in every abandoned back lot here in Detroit?
me: yep. It's called subtraction gardening.
by nageuse July 22, 2012
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The almost universal condition that Mexican women suffer from. Characterized by one or more teeth that has "wandered" from it's intended position in the women's mouth. Abbreviation: M.W.T.S.
She's pretty hot but she's got Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome.
by chammy the Mexican shammy July 15, 2014
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hardcore gardening

When you're so dedicated to your garden that you're willing to shit on your plants when you run out of fertilizer.
Gardener 1: I'm really into hardcore gardening.

Gardener 2: Oh, dude, that's nasty.
by AmazingJaySixx January 26, 2016
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large gathering

100 people or more
Landlord: “No large gatherings.”
Tenant: “okay so no more than 100 people, np”
by LandlordTenant May 19, 2022
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