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Spaff Gamble

Deciding on whether or not to indulge in the act of masturbation in the knowledge of limited time before the return of an obstructing party. i.e a girlfriend who has gone to the shops for 10 minutes.
I feel like some relief, but Jane's only gone out for 10 minutes. Should I or shouldn't I? This is a bit of a spaff gamble.
by Nested Elevator November 7, 2017
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Green Gables Elementary

An elementary school in Federal Way, Washington. A school that is a split level and has a large field and playground in the back. The school averages about 380 students and serves as a PK-5. The minority enrollment is usually between 60-70 percent which is pretty good country-wise but may be low for the area of federal way which is extremely diverse. The student-teacher ratio is 16:1 which is better than that of the district. The student population is usually around 50-55 percent female and 45-50 percent male. The school averages around 24 full-time teachers 1 full-time school counselor.
wow! Green Gables Elementary has been helping my kids reading skills a lot lately.

Why does Green Gables keep getting called Green Gayballs by the kids? I don't get it?
by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021
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gobble the goose

susie loooovvvveeees to gobble charlie's goose!
by haley December 30, 2003
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gibbleguts

When the female vagina looks like a wad of chewed up bubblegum!
That girl was so hot until she showed me her gibbleguts!
by Boner69 October 17, 2006
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GABBIE

Gabbie is really down is earth she doesn't really do anything to fun cause her parents are very strict , shes to die for she so beautiful lay back and chill but at the same time shes hella goofy ,if she wants you she can have you .
she doesnt start anything but she sure AS HELL WILL FINISH IT .:)
GABBIE IS SO BEAUTIFUL
by tr0uble.ch1ld May 23, 2018
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get the gobble

to leap into action at the precise moment as to catch a males ejaculate in ones mouth.
She busted out her famous yoga crunch to "get the gobble"...
by Mr. Wayne August 15, 2008
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gobble gobble gobble

they turkey said “gobble gobble gobble” to the other turkey
by noimnotasimp November 26, 2020
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