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Grosse Ile

Grosse ile is acually a sweet place to live, alot of people complain that there nothin to do, those people are porbably losers whodont get invited to parties. The winter is a rough time but in the summer, i mean we live on the water so its sweet to go out on your boats and shit. And yes, we like to party.
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Wanna go to a party on Grosse Ile and get on anotha level? Aw Yeah for sure man
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The word people use when their too cool to say something's disgusting
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Grosse Ile

Grosse Ile is a little island no one cares about. Its just far enough from Detroit to be considered nice, but as we all know everything flows downriver. there is never anything to do there so locals drink and smoke away the day. If you don't have an MIP you're a social outcast who smokes alone in your basement. The detective can turn into a deer. There are more deer then people, and at least a million rabbits. Every year, everyone over the age of 13 goes to "Island Fest" completely wasted. No matter how drunk you are, it's still not fun. Everyone knows there are only 2 police on patrol at a time so if you see them both, you can do whatever you want. Busting mailboxes is a high schoolers pastime. We have 2 bridges but the free ones a piece of shit and constantly needs repairs forcing everyone to pay 3 dollars to get off and back on the island. Our football sucks but people still go to watch it. All the middle schoolers go and stand on a hill during the game and socialize while the high schoolers plan the afterpartys. even though a celebration wont be needed considering they never win. just another excuse to get shwasted. Its a pretty fucked up place and I wouldn't recommend going there.
Have you ever been to grosse Ile?

No, and I never will

why?

I dont want to get drunk and chase around deer, so I dont see a point to going to Grosse Ile
by Bobanator August 5, 2008
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being extremely close to one's family member, sexually speaking of course.
Damn homey, i banged my cousin last night; it was gross close!
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Sofia Gross Mood

It's a licking people, cellphone eating, do whatever comes to mind mood.
"I just got 2 hours of sleep, drank 3 5-hour energies and now I am in a sofia gross mood. I just got kicked out of the library for swallowing a random person's cellphone"
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Nasty and disgusting. Makes you want to throw up in your mouth a little bit.
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When something is both Gross and Amazing at the same time.
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