Goose

To have sex, unromantically, and with no string attached. If you "Goose" someone, it usually means that they could've been a 1 night-stand, or a someone you've been wanting to have sex with, without you being in a relationship with them.

Them: Hey dude, did that girl come over last night?

Me: Yeah dude

Them: Did you goose?

by NanoCubano August 7, 2019

Goose

A person who behaves in a way that is not the norm. They are quirky and more often than not choose the wrong thing when presented with options, just because...
They are adorable though😒

Look at Oscar N, he is being a goose...again.

by You_Can't_Handle_the_Truth August 30, 2019

Goose

A wingman with a wife and kids and always manages to die in the most absurd way. They also tend to be really bad at video games.

Dude, I’m maverick and you’re goose. It’s official now

by Puddlesmama November 15, 2019

Goose

Cute little “innocent” fuckers known for attacking people

I heard a goose attacked Jerry yesterday, he barely made it out alive

by Almostbutnotquite November 16, 2019

GOOSE

An animal that makes THE MOST ANNOYING HONK OF GODS, and also will steal your sandwiches while your wondering your life existence at a park.

"BRO THAT GOOSE STOLE MY SANDWICHES"

by WelpThisOneWon'tBeUsed? December 8, 2019

Goose

Another term for a blow job, derived from the saying "Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck"

Guy 1: Bruh did she give good goose though?
Guy 2: Yeah that was some mad sloppy toppy goose neck

by GothGFPlease January 22, 2020

Goose

A thick anorexic pencil boy who is hay and is broke and can’t do anything well and sucks at football

Goose is so bad

by Max Mcinnes January 25, 2020