fuzzy handcuffs

(n) an apparatus used for more risque sexual endeavors.
Also, an item used to do laundry.

Hey, I borrowed these fuzzy handcuffs, so I can do some kinky laundry this weekend.

by God April 6, 2005

Fuzzy Bunny

A news bit that is deliberatly slipped into a news show to misdirect the viewers attention from the imporatant information that the news is supposed to report but doesn't want anyone to know.

"look At the Fuzzy bunny"

Coming up next...Russia is establishing airbase treaties in south america capable of maintaining nuclear armed bombers...in other news(read "look at the fuzzy bunny")..Paris hilton wears lime green power lifting Shirts the fashion police are upset..perez hilton blogs...omg..

by Citizenscotty August 22, 2008

fuzzy potato

Something that is so incredibly awesome that it is like a sentient potato covered in fuzz.

"Oh my god, that drama class was totally the fuzzy potato!"

by Aingeal December 11, 2008

Fuzzy Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin whilst cutting the giver's hair.

Because she had no money to pay for the haircut, she paid with a fuzzy blumpkin.

by John Butz & Meghan Kay August 18, 2004

fuzzy love

the warm and tingly felling one gets when they see someone they love, especially a girlfriend or boyfriend. It is usually follwed by hugs and kisses

My girlfriend and I had a fuzzy love moment today

by R. Sole July 30, 2008

Fuzzy Wuzzy Shwooz

1. A Type of mop
2. When you jizz on an especially hairy vagina and then motorboat it.

Boss: Clean up that menstrual blood with a fuzzy wuzzy Swooz
Employee: fuck....

Dude 1: I hear that she doesn't fuck anyone unless they Fuzzy Wuzzy Shwooz her.
Dude 2: Yeah, a girl as hot as that I would totally do it though.

by The Whitman Whiggler June 7, 2010

fuzzy

Someone who is kind of a furry, but is in denial. Probably has a lot of stuffed animals.

Oh my god, did you hear about Quinn? Apparently they’re a fuzzy...

by fasfasfdsbgdfhdgjdf February 9, 2019