fuckmonkulous

Fuck-monk-cu-lous
Adjective

1. Completley absurd

2. Describing Something so blatantly off the wall it almost defies definition.

Being a trump supporter is so retarded it's fuckmonkulous.

by HighwayDrifter July 7, 2020

Fuckonometry

The Prediction, Calculation, Measurement, and Severity of one or more Situations in which everything involved is in the Fucked state of existence.

Person 1 "I just found out that my girlfriend of 5 years is actually my cousin who went missing 17 years ago and she knew the entire time!"

Person 2 "Bro that's some serious Fuckonometry!"

by RodTony October 8, 2020

Fuckong

A combination of fucking and mong.

You're a fuckong

by Known150 December 23, 2020

Fuckton

A unit of measurement used to denote 100 shitloads: 1 Metric Fuckton = 100 Shitloads.

Skyler, are you coming over with the beer? I have a shitload of people over here, it’s like 20 folks waiting.

Bryce, I’m on my way, don’t worry. I got a fuckton of beer! I have at least 2000 cans bro. Chill.

by FreeGame July 4, 2021

Fuckeroni

Secret code for "Give me a second, my dick's out."

"Ayo fam, where's the punch?"
"Fuckeroni. Hold on."

by NumbnutsUnited March 3, 2022

Fuckton

Five metric shit-loads.

I bet she has seen a FUCKTON of dick.

by N0TSAFEF0RW0RK June 17, 2022

fuckton

A fuckton is 2000 dry hump pounds or 2k dh lbs. Since dry humping requires the same effort of force and resistance to gravity as lifting any amount of ass mass at 1.0 g at sea level as free of ass mass does at 1.0g at sea level scientific conversion of fucktons to metric fucktons uses the same conversion constant value as tons converted to metric tons. In the United States if you put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in a dryer rated in regular fucktons at sea level your clothes will not dry in the specified amount of time for said fuckton value. You'll just be dry humping for much longer than you estimated...

"I knew I shouldn't have put a metric fuckton of wet clothes in the dryer.. It's only able to handle a single fuckton. I'm definitely going to be dry humping it out the door now."

by Tokensei December 15, 2022