Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face

A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT

by The Spoof Slayer February 1, 2013

fuckfaced

When you so wasted that you can't stand up and land on some random person lawn face first.

Dude I got fuckfaced druck and woke up in Richard's ward.

by I aint typing my name for a box. June 26, 2005

cunt baby fuck face

Snooki's real name.

What is snooki's real name? Cunt baby fuck face

by s9359 November 23, 2010

Fuck Face

Another name used for your ex husband.

Fuck face didnt pay his child support again.

by River Dragon November 24, 2011

Fuck Face

A person who will fuck his buddies wife, cheat on his own wife, not have a job and expect his wife to pay all of his bills

Bryan is such a Fuck Face. He did his boy wrong, cheated on his wife and his pathetic ass expects her to pay all his bills. He’s the type of guy to chew his nails then finger a woman and piss on orphans

by Banner4620 May 8, 2020

cd warrior fuck face vagina

getting a cd right in your vagina and a cd player in your ass while wearing armor

that cd warrior fuck face vagina was pretty intense

by mengina face 7 April 13, 2009

bouncing waves of fuck-face

no cell phone service, sporadic cell signal causing clipping phone conversations and/or disconnections

While driving in the mountains bouncing waves of fuck-face made it impossible to call mom.

by dead saint September 25, 2009