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feces poop crap shit fuck

1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.

2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.
1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"

(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"

(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"

(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"

(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"

2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.
by fpcsf bomb August 21, 2011
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Shit-fuck

Shit-fuck: to do something really shitty to one of your friends that no one else in your group would do in that specific situation. Especially applicable to video games, specifically, Mario Kart.
1. Dude! I can't believe you just shit fucked me with three red shells in a row! You totally shit-fucked me!

2. B-White, you are such a shit-fucker!
by bwhitesux February 12, 2009
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Shit Fuck

a good phrase to call someone when u cant think of anything clever
A. ur a little cunt faggot u bitch!
B. Yea well ur a little shit fuck
by TheDonRoberts June 15, 2009
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fuck this shit

a phrase one uses when frustrated or tired of doing a certain thing that isn't working properly or going their way.
Girl calls guy

Guy doesn't answer

Girl texts guy

Guy doesn't answer

Girl get annoyed and mad: "FUCK THIS SHIT"
by yeyeye11 May 19, 2010
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shit fuck in a piss bucket

I don't really know, but it came out of my mouth one day for some reason and now I say it all the time.
me- gimme a smoke, dude
P.-that was the last one, fool
me- SHIT FUCK IN A PISS BUCKET, MOTHERFUCKER!
by Joe July 15, 2004
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shit fuck

n. Someone who is a real piece of work. A jerk, asshole, jewbag or just someone fucking annoying.
by Lord L July 29, 2008
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