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Shit-fuck 

Shit-fuck: to do something really shitty to one of your friends that no one else in your group would do in that specific situation. Especially applicable to video games, specifically, Mario Kart.
1. Dude! I can't believe you just shit fucked me with three red shells in a row! You totally shit-fucked me!

2. B-White, you are such a shit-fucker!
Shit-fuck by bwhitesux February 12, 2009

shit-fuck 

When neither 'shit' nor 'fuck' cut it.
Dr. Bunghole Inspector- You have AIDS

You- Well, shit-fuck.
shit-fuck by CatInYourHat April 12, 2011

shit-fuck 

Fucking an ass deeply enough to encounter the shit coming down inside. The person being fucked can push the shit down onto the cock and out so the person doing the fucking is literally fucking the shit, or one can say they are fucking the shit out of the other person as they pull it out on their cock.

Can be a noun or a verb.
"She took a shit while I was fucking her ass and it turned into a really hot shit-fuck." (noun)

"I want to shit-fuck her bad so she is building up a big turd for me to fuck." (verb)

"Did you see the shit-fuck those two had? I want to go next and really shit-fuck the brains out of him." (noun and verb)
shit-fuck by MasterF4U December 28, 2010

shit-fuck 

when you shit and it causes the water to shoot back up your ass
shit-fuck by Anthony Red March 31, 2009

shit-fuck 

when some one tottaly desicrates there body, and can be called nothing else but a shit-fuck.
Oh my god, joel caught his dick on fire at Devin's house, hes a SHIT-FUCK !!!
shit-fuck by Devin August 12, 2003

shit-fuck 

(noun)
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)

1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe

individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.

2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.

3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. 'After his offensively stupid remarks, the Prime Minister was therefore referred to as a shit-fuck until the end of days.'

2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'

3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'

4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'

5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK

was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
shit-fuck by Aceof5pades June 28, 2024