flying the pork around

Flying the pork starts happening after you leave the first pub for the night, either kicked out or because of closing time.
Being quite drunk, wandering the streets at night after everything was closed down and in search for a cab, but heading nowhere and just spinning around in circles, occasionally dropping some of your personal belongings or throwing yourself into the bushes if available.
Eventually you'll get to the next whiskey bar, but all the time spent from now until getting home counts as flying the pork around.
Using 'pig' instead of 'pork' is wrong and not meaningful in this context.

After the gig we were just flying the pork around when the police came and arrested us for allegedly causing nuisance and antisocial behavior.

by RumburaK September 14, 2009

Attack Of The Flying Lizards

Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...

Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.

Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...

Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!

by JohnBitch May 7, 2009

Flying Cockroach

While in the doggy-style postion on a trampoline one must seamlessly transition to a full nelson and begin to bounce. At this time an accomplice is needed to initiate a double bounce which provides the air time. When in the air the bitch begins to flail strikingly similar to a cockroach in mid flight.

Jim: can you come over later?

Bob: sure why?

Jim: i need your fat ass to give me a good bounce for the Flying Cockroach!

by 9D1F2 November 1, 2013

The Flying Hot Pot

Projectile diarrhea with bits of carrot, leek and anything else that wasnt properly digested.

After holding it in all day, i rushed home and did the flying hot pot. It was messy.

by Karlston K May 17, 2009

N.Flying

A Korean boy band consisted of 5 members - Lee Seunghyub(vocalist/rapper/keyboard/leader/composer/lyricist/producer), Cha Hun(guitarist), Kim Jaehyun(drummer), Yoo Hweseung(vocalist) and Seo Dongsung(bassist).

N.Flying means New flying or Next Flying.

N.Flying is so underrated!! I mean, they deserve all of the love and attention in the world!!!
A: N.Flying has no bad songs.
B: Facts!

by One spaghetti one chicken taco August 18, 2020

The shanks are flying

When a gang of yutes(roadman) are about to have a fight and bring a knifes

Roadman:yo get over here u little yute the shanks are flying today
Roadman2:my drilla i have my shank and its ready to fly

by Amyyyyy696969696 May 23, 2021

flying goose

(flahy-ing goos)

verb: simultaneously giving two hand jobs, a blow job and getting fucked in either the ass or pussy at the same time. Thus making the motions and sounds of a goose in flight.

noun: a sex position involving the act of giving two hand jobs a blow job and getting fucked at the same time.

Man, that girl Allie is such a slut; she let me and three of my boys give her the flying goose!

by heylookitsmarco December 20, 2008