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Friendzone

Relationship between Lukas and Kate...
Kate: What is friendzone?
Sissi: That’s where u throw Lukas after ripping his heart to pieces...
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Friendzone

A thing that is traumatic for mostly guys. It’s when you find out you crush ONLY thinks of you as a friend, by this point you’ve fallen to the friendzone. But the only thing worse, is the brother/sisterzone, this is when your crush states that you are like a brother or sister to them. By this point, there is no long trek out of the zone. All you can do is move the fuck on and get a girl that likes you for who you are.
Friendzone:
Boy: hey, I’ve been thinking about you, about us, I’d like to be something more
Girl: like besties?
Brotherzone:

Girl: ya know Archie, you are like a brother to me...
-boy’s thoughts-
NOOOOOOOO, I LIKED HER SO MUCH. HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS ZONE
Aphrodite: you can’t...
by WikiDicky June 7, 2018
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Friendzone

A place where women exploit beta males they consider to be weak, subservient lapdogs at best, or a slave at worst. It used to mean going to the mall to go shopping with a girl for a purse and an outfit she can wear on her date that night, but since nobody goes out anymore it's basically emotional support in the form of a text buddy/pen pal, or financial support via CashApp/Venmo.

It is common for women to deny the friend zone exists because they benefit 100% from the equation and stand to lose something if the guy walks away. Ironically, women shame men for claiming men are not "owed sex" (implying there was a nefarious plot all along and discounting the fact men can slowly grow to fall in love with a woman and are walking away for that reason, not ownership of her body), but also shame them for walking away, missing the irony that they are not "owed friendship". Men can only be virtuous while they stay firmly entrenched in their utility place.

It's worth noting that while women deny it's existence and play dumb, know exactly how to hit a guy below the belt and make their words sting as much as possible.
"Hey Alfred, I'm going on a date with Jose Consuelo in 5 hours! Wanna come to the mall me with an help me try on some outfits!? YES!! Omg you are my bestie, I wish I could find a guy like you who wasn't my heterosexual but gay best friend!"

"Man, she invited me to go shopping with her again! Do you think this is a date?"

"Bro, stfu, you're in the friendzone!"
by NotYourGayBestie November 3, 2022
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Friendzone

Some obscure place where you are sent when nobody loves you back. Full of spiders and dangers. Not cool at all.
Dan: Karen, I love u
Karen: Sorry Dan, I dont love you back (sad face) But we can be frie-
((Then an interdimensional door opens))
Dan: (falling into the dark) Oh well, it seems like I'm falling into the friendzone
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Friendzone

A word used to describe the scene when feelings of sexual desire are not replicated by the other party
‘Matt is still crying over the whole friendzone thing with Ayesha?’

Virgin
by Mattisfriendzoned March 17, 2019
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friendzoned

When a girl says she wants a good guy, but not good like you are good. She wants good like some guy that is a moron and doesn't like her back good!
Thomas Macon always gets friendzoned by every girl that he likes. He is the greatest guy, but gets the whole I don't like you as much as a guy who doesn't like me back!
by Thomas Macon's Dog March 11, 2017
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reverse friendzone

when your love interest friendzones you and in an effort to spark him/her interest, you pretend to friendzone him/her too by acting less interested or by talking about other girls/gals while actually still being in love with that person because you're unable to move on
Bob: "i've heard women are turned on by men who show no interested in them"
Chris: "yeah, I've heard about that too and tried to reverse friendzone my love interest Alice after she friendzoned me by pretending i wasn't interested but it didn't work"
by selfcuck January 12, 2021
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