FLIBBERTY GIBBERT

(Female) One who propagates flights of fancy, conjecture, gossip, lies or fanciful opinion in the public domain.

Ignore what that flibberty gibbert says.

by Azif Idletyouknow March 28, 2003

fribble

A fribble is a dickfart. It occurs when bodily gas is expelled through a cock. It makes a noise much like the anus fart. Richard Nixon once fribbled while buttfucking his college roommate.

peasant woman: "Mother Theresa, may I have a piece of bread?"
Mother Theresa: "Yes woman, you may."

(Fart noise)

Mother Theresa: "Okay, who just fribbled? Which one of you goobers just fribbled? No more food until somebody owns up to this bullshit."

by John Planet September 30, 2007

flibbing heck

expletive, popularized by those poor buggers whose parents cuffed them for swearing.

"OH FUC- FLIBBING HECK, the leafs lost AGAIN"

by Fae December 21, 2003

flibbet

Pressing face to flesh and exhaling sharply, creating the audible equivalent of a wet fart. Also known as a zerbert. A fun and gentle way to torture your kids.

<Dad> I'm coming to give you a flibbet!
<Kid> No! No! No!
<Dad> Here I come!
<Kid> No! <starts running away>
<Dad> I'm gonna get you! <runs after kid>
<a chase ensues, Dad catches the Kid, picks him up, presses his face to the kid's belly and blows.>
<flibbet>
<Kid> Ha ha ha ha ha!
<Dad> Heh heh! I got you!

by Anonymous Bernheim February 1, 2005

Flibberdick

Someone who can't get it up.

Haha that fool has a flibberdick, sucks for him and really sucks for his girl, guess we're going to have to help her with her needs.

by Joe & Trev February 1, 2009

fibboleth

A shibboleth which no one actually believes, but lots of people cite as if others believed it.

"Everything on the Internet is true" -- what a fibboleth! I've never met anyone who believed that. Have you?

by Syntactical Disruptorize September 6, 2010

Flibb

The name for any useful yet non-existant software product that the user believes should exist, with the intent of making fun of actually existing products that have dumb names with no real meaning (i.e. Hulu, Bing, Skype).

Did you download Flibb yet? Flibb has everything, even the internet.

Skype is so last year; download Flibb on your iThing right now or get the hell out of Starbucks!

I wish I could download YouTube videos easily. Someday Flibb will have that.

by Omega Man December 17, 2012