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The name for any useful yet non-existant software product that the user believes should exist, with the intent of making fun of actually existing products that have dumb names with no real meaning (i.e. Hulu, Bing, Skype).
Did you download Flibb yet? Flibb has everything, even the internet.

Skype is so last year; download Flibb on your iThing right now or get the hell out of Starbucks!

I wish I could download YouTube videos easily. Someday Flibb will have that.
Flibb by Omega Man December 17, 2012
Words you can keep
A man that has sex with multiple women he thinks he's player and women likes him but women uses them for money or just their dick but he's stupid to understand it.
"shut up nobody likes you, you are just a Flibb"
Flibb by Seraphina Rosalind December 2, 2023

Flibberflabber 

The action of creating a dopamine circuit between two or more people
Finish your homework or no flibberflabber.
Flibberflabber by theromanticpiano October 22, 2020
To Lie to someone. To not tell the truth.
"Are ya fibbin' me boi?"
fibbin by kevo548 March 22, 2007

Flibbity jibbity 

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical

See also: cattywampus, janky, WTF
Flibbity jibbity by EAY213 June 5, 2016
When something is not as good as it should be, not cooked enough, not solid enough, almost rubbery or jello like.
Man, this pizza is flibbly, I told the guy crispy for Christs sake...
His dick was flibbly, he was having a different kind of hard time with it tonight.
flibbly by Phil Smith Caswell March 24, 2017

Carbon Fibber 

Not real carbon fiber. A cheap alternative that looks similar. Usually found accenting the air vents and dash boards of Ricer Hondas.
Ricer: Damn DAWG, check out that Carbon Fiber in that dudes CAR!
Enthusiast: Thats not carbon fiber, thats carbon fibber.
Carbon Fibber by SgtSeanzie April 17, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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