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The name for any useful yet non-existant software product that the user believes should exist, with the intent of making fun of actually existing products that have dumb names with no real meaning (i.e. Hulu, Bing, Skype).
Did you download Flibb yet? Flibb has everything, even the internet.

Skype is so last year; download Flibb on your iThing right now or get the hell out of Starbucks!

I wish I could download YouTube videos easily. Someday Flibb will have that.
Flibb by Omega Man December 17, 2012
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A man that has sex with multiple women he thinks he's player and women likes him but women uses them for money or just their dick but he's stupid to understand it.
"shut up nobody likes you, you are just a Flibb"
Flibb by Seraphina Rosalind December 2, 2023

Flibberflabber 

The action of creating a dopamine circuit between two or more people
Finish your homework or no flibberflabber.
Flibberflabber by theromanticpiano October 22, 2020
To Lie to someone. To not tell the truth.
"Are ya fibbin' me boi?"
fibbin by kevo548 March 22, 2007

Flibbity jibbity 

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical

See also: cattywampus, janky, WTF
Flibbity jibbity by EAY213 June 5, 2016
When something is not as good as it should be, not cooked enough, not solid enough, almost rubbery or jello like.
Man, this pizza is flibbly, I told the guy crispy for Christs sake...
His dick was flibbly, he was having a different kind of hard time with it tonight.
flibbly by Phil Smith Caswell March 24, 2017

Carbon Fibber 

Not real carbon fiber. A cheap alternative that looks similar. Usually found accenting the air vents and dash boards of Ricer Hondas.
Ricer: Damn DAWG, check out that Carbon Fiber in that dudes CAR!
Enthusiast: Thats not carbon fiber, thats carbon fibber.
Carbon Fibber by SgtSeanzie April 17, 2010
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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