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Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.
Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"

Mike: "With security?!"

Roman: "Yes!"
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Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need
extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.
Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"
Mike: "With security?!"
Roman: "Yes!"
Mike: "Oh no! I'll get the Thorazine then!"
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Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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Discord Server staff day

December 12 is a day when server staff on discord can do anything they want.
Discord staff has banned everyone because it is Discord Server staff day!
by Ryguy6001 December 11, 2021
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treasurewars staff

They are typically not there when you need them. And most of the times you still them to help they just don't respond,
but Envyful, Legenddev, Huli and Azure are great. But Menslooter isn't great he is just bad.
by tobguin05. June 29, 2018
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STAFF

Synonymous with the word idiot. They typically have trouble reading, doing anything with even the smallest amount of common sense, and ultimately belong in a special education classroom.
"Dude these EI staff are terrible."
"Yeah except for Michael, he's alright."
"Still though, what a joke."
by FideIias February 9, 2021
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