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Fantasy Football

A way for individuals to become more invested in a sport that they do not play.
I almost jumped out the window when my computer wouldn't load my 'fantasy football' picks.
by Kneel Jung August 2, 2011
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freestyle football

freestyle football, also known as "fs", is probably the most chick-attracting sport in the world.
it's for talented people only, so sorry for those who SUCK
Chick: "Damn, look at that fs(freestyle football), i'd hit that".
2nd Chick: "I know! He's such and Alex.." (faints because Alex is soo good at freestyle)
by 8 34 December 4, 2007
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Marshall Redhawks Football

13-1 Football team that won the Division 4 State Championship. Also known as State Champs.
Sean: I played football in high school!
Brandon: Yea, I played Marshall Redhawks Football... State Champs!!!
by BmanM1015 October 1, 2010
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Clear Springs Football

2012: The first football team to beat Pearland High School at their own stadium in six years. These boys of fall neverback down, and work extremely hard.
by Texasgirlforever October 6, 2011
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Football Douche

Your typical, garden variety, Football asshole.
They can usually be identified by what they wear, which includes, but isn't limited to:
-Adidas Flip-flops, with long black socks.
-Gym Shorts
-Under-Armor Shirt/ Hoodie
-Under Armor Sack Pack
-Oakley sunglasses
-Flat Bill Ball cap that is cocked sideways and up

Some of the Identifying physical features are:
-Extremely short hair
-Pencil thin Chinstrap beard
-Built to the point of looking like a human turd

The Characteristics of these people are:
-Smug sense of self satisfaction
-Terrible sense of humor
-Tendency to pick on anyone who doesn't play foot ball
-Able to pick up girls by being a douche
-Usually surrounded by his teammates and girls.
-Homophobic, around other people, but Homosexual in the locker room where they chase each other around the shower naked.
-Usually focus on nothing other than football.
-Loud

Football douches exist throughout every highschool
as far as they are concerned, 2 + 2 = FOOTBALL!!!
Football player- YA BRA WHATS UP?!!?!?!!!!

Guy 1- What the fu....

Guy 2 - oh, that's just a Football Douche
by Hugo8844 October 12, 2010
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footballs

The round form of the drug Zanax that also comes in another form called sticks this form is in the shape of a football.
She just bought three footballs, you want one?
by Alz February 26, 2005
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piss wiss football

What some people might call pee wee football -- that is, a football program designed for children ages 5 to 15.
So Lee is going to play piss wiss football this year huh? Well good luck with that! Lee has always been shitty at sports!!!
by Telephony May 10, 2015
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