flank

A sexual gropage of the calf.

Ian walked up behind Jacob and flanked him suddenly. Jacob felt violated later on and showered for three hours straight.

by elbowlicker March 29, 2010

fluke

In Northern Ireland and Ireland (at least), a fluke (pronounced flook) is a verb meaning to win against the odds. It can also be used as a noun meaning something won against the odds or someone who wins that way.

Fluke tends to be a positive appreciation of good luck, rather than a denial of the win. It can be used to playfully reject someone's win though, or to be humble about one's own win.

(In appreciation of someone winning): "Whoa, flukey. Well done!"

(In bemused disbelief that someone won a football game): "Jeez, how did you score that goal? You weren't even kicking it right. What a fluke!"

(In happy humility after winning): "Thanks. It was just a fluke really".

(When someone beats you in a game, but you're convinced you'll win next time): "Fluke! Let's go again."

(To tell a story without it seeming boastful): "Well, the whole thing was a fluke really. Back in early Spring, I..."

by Flukemeister March 25, 2009

Flunkie

Or a gullible person or a low level person out of your crew

call your flunkies there is a problem

by Shemesh December 2, 2019

Flanket

A big bushy beard that acts as a warm face blanket. It takes time to grow, but it is well worth the effort.

Did you see that dude's flanket? He must keep super warm in the winter.

by Ami de Bill June 6, 2013

flinkle

A puny human being, typically female, with miniscule features who is frequently beaten with pillows.

"We had a pillow fight."
"Who lost?"

"Kayla. She's such a flinkle."

by Jackson_Ives July 21, 2014

lamb flank

(1)noun- slab cut from the less than desirable part of the hind-quarters of the wooly ruminent quadropeds commonly known as the domestic sheep or lamb (Ovis Aries). commonly used in canine nutrition(2)noun- 1/3 of the world renowned tri-pod of the Northeastern United States. (LEC) v.lamb-flanked, adv.flankly, adj.flankalicious

(1)Give the lamb flank directly to the dog.
(2)Matt, Greg and Lamb Flanks are frequent patrons of the Goodtimes Cafe.
(3)You got lamb-flanked! That sucks to be you!
(4)Yo! The chics at Goodtimes are flankalicious!

by Tugboat Howard March 12, 2007

fdunk

When you're getting a blow job and you slap the chick on her forehead w/ your cock

She was giving me a blowjob and i whipped it out and fdunked her.

by worm March 26, 2004