fluffer gnomes

The mythical source of morning wood, the appear singing a tune and help you get erect with their gnomey mitts.

I was visited by the fluffer gnomes last night... and now I've got a huge boner in the morning.

by El Zorro July 7, 2006

Fluffer

A fluffer prepares the cocks of pornstars for action on the set of an adult movie before the shooting of an explicit sex scene.

That fluffer gobbled my knob with such vigor...that I almost blew yogurt raisens before my big scene

by Fluffer May 20, 2003

Fluffeh

Fluffeh is an adjective used to describe something or someone cool and awesome.

Dude to other dude:You aren't fluffeh enough to touch my fluffeh lizard, Fluffeh!

by Chocolate Fluffeh September 28, 2008

fluffing mr. peepers

aka masturbating, choking the chicken, jacking off, self-manipulation, beating your meat, donald's mom

"After school today, I went to the bathroom and fluffed Mr. Peepers."

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

Fluffball

Fluffball is a cute person, who means alot to you. Fluffball is a person you can talk to all day/night long, Fluffball will always be with you and you will always be with Fluffball. Fluffball is love.

Me: I love you Fluffball <3
Fluffball: I love you too <3

by DoIKnowU? June 21, 2019

anal fluff

The fluff of ones anus. may grow to 'meet' the furburger. Often get flecks of feces ensared in it. T'is a treasure trove of fecal matter!

"did you see her anal fluff? it was HUGE!"

by Shenaniganss November 26, 2006

fluff-bunny

Noun. A fluff-bunny is somebody who claims to be of a religion they think is maligned (such as Wicca, Satanism, or Paganism) simply so that they have a reason to bitch and moan, partictularly about Christianity.

Person 1: You can't talk to me like that! You're being mean just because I'm Wiccan!
Person 2: ...No, I'm being mean because you're a weepy fluff-bunny!

by Priest of Odd September 7, 2005