Fluffalufagus
Person 1: Look at her! She is being such a fluffalufagus after that date she had with you last night!
Person 2: I know!
Person 2: I know!
Fluffalufagus by Dani Gee December 29, 2007
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Fluffalufagus
A pitch black unicorn with a neon green horn and fire for eyes and a tail. He comes from Rainbowland:)
He eats little children under the age of 13 unless his master(ME) commands to eat someone else. He tortures fairies in rainbowland cuz its funny.
His wifes name is Mrs.Fluffalufagus:)
She is a pink pony with a rainbow tail and a black horn. She comes from Hell:)
She eats adult brains(ppl over the age of 19)She has no owner yet, but her owner cant be too far from me cuz then theyll kill the world..... Itll be funny but still.
Yeah thats about it.... Oh and there is only one of eac hof them so bleh!!! And mrs.Fluffalufagus says"Im coming to eat your brains!!!!"
He eats little children under the age of 13 unless his master(ME) commands to eat someone else. He tortures fairies in rainbowland cuz its funny.
His wifes name is Mrs.Fluffalufagus:)
She is a pink pony with a rainbow tail and a black horn. She comes from Hell:)
She eats adult brains(ppl over the age of 19)She has no owner yet, but her owner cant be too far from me cuz then theyll kill the world..... Itll be funny but still.
Yeah thats about it.... Oh and there is only one of eac hof them so bleh!!! And mrs.Fluffalufagus says"Im coming to eat your brains!!!!"
Dude: Dude check out that unicorn horse thing!
Dude#2: Yeah thats Mr.Fluffalufagus. Dont look at his wife....
Dude: Whyyyyy????
Dude#2: Cuz then..... He will...................... Rape you!!!!!!!!!
Dude: O.e
Dude#2: Yeah thats Mr.Fluffalufagus. Dont look at his wife....
Dude: Whyyyyy????
Dude#2: Cuz then..... He will...................... Rape you!!!!!!!!!
Dude: O.e
Fluffalufagus by Mr.FluffalufagusRocks!!!!!! January 16, 2011
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fluffaluffagus
This is an elusive type of endangered never-before-seen large snow animal that thrives at higher elevations. Your most likely to encounter one of these beasts directly after or during a period of heavy snowfall, as they seem to be more abundant on powder days. Potentially dangerous and unpredictable, yet a select few spend countless hours in pursuit these animals. Not to be confused with its prairie dwelling cousin the snuffaluffagus.
Dude! On that last run I almost pulled the tail of a fluffaluffagus but it evaded me! There's a large herd of fluffaluffagi roaming the hill today.
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That Sluffalufagus only has three traffic tickets for the month, someone must have been speeding in the deck.
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