fake flirting

When she won’t admit that her boyfriend and unloyal and flirts with everyone but her

Riley: He doesn’t flirt with everyone it’s just fake flirting.

Judy: He hit on Mary so hard at the party last night.
Riley: FAKE FLIRTING!

by i like ban November 6, 2017

fainting game

Inducing unconsciousness by hyperventilating and getting a friend to bear hug you

Person one : Hey have you heard of the fainting game everyone in my school is doing it. Person two : No but anything for a buzz ! (after a brief explanation person two hyperventilates by breathing heavily after which person one squeezes person two in a tight bear hug who momentarily lapses into unconsciousness.

by lrwguitar May 22, 2016

Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."

The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019

Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra

When someone takes a paper bag filled with shit and throws it at on-coming traffic

Jimmy and Steve got arrested for throwing some Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra at cars.

by Joshua Cribbits February 20, 2011

Driveby Flirting

1. Verb: to holla, honk, throw semen, whistle, cat-call, clap, or perform any action that attracts the attention of a sexy male or female whilst driving, skateboarding, air-gliding, zip-lining, or travelling in any fashion, at a such a high speed, that the targeted sexy male/female has almost no chance to respond to said action.

2. Noun: the illest shit yu can do when itz Fridaay night and u ridin shotgun in yuh boy's pimped OUT ride cuz you see sum bitchez that R out of controllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

1. X: Why is there SKEET in ma hair???

Y: You just got hit by a driveby flirting!

X: I still got it!

2. Smartest man alive: "Fuck Black Ops imma get me some Driveby Flirting tonight"

by numuves September 15, 2012

flinging a pineapple

To remove the core of a pineapple and then put it over your penis and have intercourse and then once it is full of bodily fluids you fling it at a unsuspecting victim

man i was flinging a pineapple at a nun yesterday like a boss! :D

by Pineapple Guru January 11, 2011

Flinking

When you stick your finger in your anus repeatedly and start to get off bye it

I was laying in bed and by accident i flinked myself

by Mike Andriello October 23, 2003