flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

Fingering

A thing a guy does to their girlfriend when they're too much of a pussy to fuck them

"God man, grow balls and fuck Angela, stop fingering her."

by Blindish October 12, 2017

fingering the grandma

doing or keeping e.one story I herd about this unusual term is that some old folk acidentaly mistook there grand childs drug stash as medication. invibed and became more um comfortable with sexual activity than they had been in years. in other words an example of the power of the drug.

Are you fingering the grandma tonight?

by anita bigdick May 24, 2004

Flanging

The art of scissoring, performed by males. When two males interlock legs and rub genitals for the purpose of sexual satisfaction.

Jeremy thought it was just another business meeting, but he found himself flanging in the boss' office.

by Drummerboy85 April 4, 2017

Flattering Yet Creepy

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.

The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.

by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018

chicken fingering

When someone puts a chicken finger inside of themselves for pleasure. Then eating it for flavor.

Rebecca was chicken fingering herself at the restaurant and was asked by the waiter to leave and never cum back.

by HomerJaySimpson11 August 24, 2016

Sticky-fingering

Hooking up with a guy for the sole purpose of stealing his belongings, especially things of value.

"Man, I did some hardcore sticky-fingering last night! I gave a guy a b.j. in the corner of the party and stole his cell phone, wallet, and iPod! I win!!"

by Chick with a Mission October 21, 2005