The act of taking a m80 and putting it into a girls vagina or ass and the man has till the fuse of the m80 runs out to ejaculate onto the fuse to put it out before it explodes
Hey Matt what ever happened with you and Amy?
Oh we tried to do the m80 firefighter but my hose didn't work
Oh we tried to do the m80 firefighter but my hose didn't work
by fuckupmind January 7, 2016
Get the m80 firefighter mug.A part time (volunteer) firefighter. They’re also known as retards, have zero capacity to retain any firefighting knowledge and have fuck all experience actually fighting any real fires (although they can spin a massive yarn about a big fire last year, even though they never went to it). They spend a lot of time playing dress ups and pretend to be real firefighters. Retained firefighters are always seen in public in some sort of fire related t-shirt, especially when not on duty. They can be identified by the 1990’s pager on their hip and the fact that they’ll tell you that they’re a fireman within 0.4 seconds of the start of ANY conversation. The only experience they really get is that of pressing the code 2 acknowledged button on the MDT.
My mate is a retained firefighter, he’s pager never goes off, but he’s always in uniform. Gosh he really loves those code 2’s.
by President toddler October 31, 2017
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An action performed during sex. It's when you cum so hard, far and alot that you're like a firefighter putting down a fire with your penis being the hose and your nuts being the truck.
by ChildTickler420 March 18, 2022
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Get the Ripping out the fireplace mug.A Firekiller is an unexpected and OBVIOUSLY unwanted visitor knocking at your door when one is pleasuring oneself, and rudely interrupting said pleasuring, killing "the fire" and forcing you to rush to the door..
fap fap fap DING DONG... O.o *rushes into clothes*....... stupid INSIPID donation idiot. x.x gfto you firekiller!
by Lord Fureon January 14, 2009
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