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Finched

To be finched describes what happens as an employee in an IT department who is suddenly and inexplicably prevented from going home on time by an inept IT director.
"Man, I was totally finched yesterday evening and had to carry out three hours of poorly planned work before I could go home.."
by TotalLoss March 21, 2024
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TOM HANKS IS FINCH
TOM HANKS IS FINCH
by glup finch February 14, 2022
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Finch West LRT

An object that takes forever to reach its destination, or a story that takes too long to reach a punchline.
"Hey girl, are you a Finch West LRT? Because I don't see this relationship going anywhere."

"Hey man, can you tell this story any faster? You've turned it into a real Finch West."
by Pedestrianize The Streets December 8, 2025
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Finchness

The humble contribution to the success of a colleague or colleagues and positive participation in the evolution of the colleague community for the good of the whole. Trust, integrity and growth are the core values of Finchness.
She showed real Finchness when she won that new job but handed it to her new colleague; John noticed that Jane was overwhelmed by the volume of work, so he showed Finchness by offering to take over some of the tasks; the project was going to compromise the reputation of the whole community; Gill's Finchness caused her to take action before it was too late.
by DBazzz December 3, 2024
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