Evangelical Bitch Fest

When a bunch of pompous, arrogant, evangelicals get together and talk about how the world should be, even though they are in positions of power and have no real intention of change- just whole lot of talking and bitching

Evangelical Bitch Fest mock conversation:

Two evangelical ministers meet to discuss problems in the world-

Baptist deacon says, "My church doesn't have women deacons. I think the women in my congregation are oppressed."

Episcopal priest says, "The people in the neighborhood surrounding our church are victim to economic injustice."

Baptist deacon says, "Things need to change in the world to help those people out...Wanna go play golf?"

by Kobe KTizzle October 21, 2010

Fuh-Q-Fest

n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.

"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"

"No! Sick! I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."

by BestSkeptic July 23, 2008

sausage fest

Any college, party, gathering, or social event that occurs at, or has the male to female ratio similar to Western New England College (WNEC) in Springfield Massachusetts.

-"Dude I thought there were gonna be girls here."
-"Are you serious? We're at a WNEC party. Of course its a sausage fest."
-"Man I'm horny I haven't been laid all semester. Don't get mad at me for hoping."

by billakaherc August 5, 2006

alligator fuck fest

when a man is engaging in sexual intercourse from behind with a woman, and bites her neck then goes into a death roll to induce sexual pleasure

todd and kyle both paid a prostitute twice her normal rate to participate in an alligator fuck fest

by SMairlinez March 31, 2009

bass fest

an awesome bass music festival. first coined by a tom goes to mayor episode.

we're puttin up a bass fest in tucson, az.

by mfjeek December 6, 2006

Sausage Fest

A large gathering where the majority of attendants are male.

Joe: How was that party last night

Bill: Terrible it was a total sausage fest

by princesspuff July 27, 2009

Bro Fest

Where a bunch of bros head out to a hot spot location, murder four lokos and slay everything that walks. The main goal is to get your numbers up, and if anybody tries to remain sober on a fest they are murdered and buried in a shallow grave.

The White Panda is playing in NYC, we should totally Bro Fest there and murder everything in sight.

The dudes at EpicBroFest.com really know how to throw a fest

by Epic Bro Fest December 7, 2010