Duck Felter

A name to give a non-existent halloween costume.

A: What are you?
B: I'm a duck felter
A:what IS that??
B:...look it up...

by PamEyes October 31, 2009

Felton

Literally, the most godly human being on earth, The biggest slong on earth, he loves the rich ones. LOL just kidding he loves the women with the biggest hearts and personality.

Damn bro, hes a felton for sure.

by PotatoSaks222 May 6, 2018

Being Feltz'd

Being sexually violated by a large women (fat) after consuming a considerable quantity of alcohol.

"I had one too many Port's last night, and when i arose this morning, i could see i was being Feltz'd"

by Mr Chuffy August 25, 2008

Tom Felton

Tom Felton is a very smexy man ( probably one of the sexiest men to live) and he makes girls obsess/fantasise over him and want to fuck him. He also plays Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter which he is especially hot in. He is also a very sweet man and can be very cute and funny.

I wish I could use a time machine and go back in time to when tom Felton was my age so I could legally fuck him.

by Dracolover1 October 31, 2020

feltching

To remove sexual fluids from partners anus via sucking or licking

After Brad's magnum size penis finished in my ass, he began feltching his load out of it.

by Spurlin March 3, 2009

feltcher

You have anal sex with a female (or male if that's your preference) then she (or he) farts the cum back out into your mouth. Upon doing so you drink it all.

Dude last night I gave Steve's mom a feltcher

by Marky Mark January 13, 2003

Feltched Snowball

The act of giving someone a snowball after feltching them.

Al lovingly gave Bill a feltched snowball for allowing him the pleasure of anal intercourse.

by skin January 17, 2004