Fatherless

A phenomenon which your Dad never came back with the milk in your house,beacuse of the following:

-You have no Bitches
-Your father wants to abandon you
-Your subbed to Dream
-You spend 12 hours a day on discord
-You support gay people
-You never touched grass in your entire life
-You never go outside since when you are born

"Albert lost his father since 1986,beacuse his dad never came back with the milk and now he is fatherless"

by Evokerrr June 6, 2022

fatherless

this defenition is used against me most often but its used when yo dad left u for sum milk, and neva came back cuz u ugly af

u so fatherless yo dad left before he met your mom

by ppppman March 8, 2023

Fatherless

Someone’s who has no father figure because their father went to “the store to get milk” but actually just left bc their disappointed in their child

“Oh you play fortnite? You’re so fatherless bro”

“Ew they are a zoophile? They have been fatherless their entire life”

by TheycallmeL August 7, 2022

Joemama is fatherless

Joemama is fatherless bc he ded uwu

Joemama is fatherless bc he became ded by 8 year old womah

by YourmomLovesCUM May 3, 2022

Fatherless

Eric Theodore Cartman, often referred to just by his surname, is a main character in the adult animated television series South Park, created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and is voiced by Parker. He is one of the series' four central characters, along with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick.

Person 1: you're fatherless.
Gay person on TikTok: you mean like Cartman?

by im really cool no joke January 24, 2022

fatherless

your dad went to get the milk/he left cause u were gay?, a furry? or maybe u just watched a little too much anime and ur obsession became so bad he decided to leave you because "I didn't raise my child like that"

"bro your a furry? you must be fatherless

by bonkersishatmyself January 15, 2023

Fatherless

The person that looked up the word: Fatherless

WHAT THE ACTUAL FAWK ARE YOU DOING? GO OUTSIDE AND TOUCH SOME GRASS YOU FATHERLESS CHILD
-some random person you don't know

by AlreadyInUseBySomeoneElse. February 21, 2023