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flappy breast

Breasts so saggy that when you bounce they flap.
Damn, she's so saggy she be flappin'
Yeah she has flappy breasts
by Breastoid November 28, 2016
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Flappy Golf

Flappy golf is a fun game where you have to flap into the hole. This game hypnotises children on busses to play it with all their little friends.
Boy"Let's all play flappy golf!"
Friends" Ok but let's not have dreams about winning again"
by Jsjjdbcjxn April 20, 2018
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fapylike

an international version of "fapyrád". Also a primitive creature that masturbates seven times a day, even though it has a 1 inch penis.
Dude 1: "Did u see dat fapylike there."
Dude 2: "Yeah, dats gross."
by lexpumas December 12, 2017
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Fappening

When someone or something is so attractive that you would add them or it to your spank bank and or start “fapping” on the spot.
Damn Georgina you are Fappening right now.
by IW69 February 25, 2020
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Flappy Red

A condition in which a man is born without a foreskin. The penis is then constantly exposed to pretty much everything and generates a sticky like glue substance as a natural protection agent. The substance is so sticky that if you were to jerk off your hand would be almost permanently stuck to your penis which is why most men resort to wrapping glad rap around their penis in order to jerk off. The penis is also extremely sensitive and often pulses with pain for no apparent reason and is overwhelming painful during an orgasm or climax. Overall it’s an equally disgusting and disturbing deformity which is why most people with flappy reds never get laid.
“Bruh did you hear James died from extreme pain last night”. “Oh shit no”. “Yeah he was having sex and orgasmed so much that his flappy red literally shut down his body”.
by MmmmmmmmBruh August 5, 2020
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Fapping

1. Dude I was fapping to a porn video last night

2. He is fapping cuz he got no one to give him a handjob
by Smart Omlette August 5, 2021
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cp fapper

A person who masterbates to child porn
Joe was v& because he was caught touching himself to child porn. So he is now labled as a cp fapper
by anon2014 September 21, 2010
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