Flump

Something that is bad/not cool. It covers much more than just ugly or gross, because it can be used for anything bad.

"Bro, that shirt's flump. Get a new one man."

by BucketTeam23 March 8, 2014

Flump

The act of being flumpy. Sad, being out of it or not feelin it.

Wizzie: Tf is wrong with you bro? Why won't you hit this bleezy?
Domonigga: Man, i've been feelin hella flumpy

by Wizzie April 20, 2014

falumpalump

a loose old lady's poon

I bet your whorish grandma has a falumpalump.

by chichi theking June 12, 2007

Faclumpt

To be royally fucked: A totally screwed situation: To take it up ones Arse.

The horney serial killer with his 12inch "ax" found me in the basement and I thought to myself I am sooo Faclumpt!

by TwistedColbie February 17, 2010

Flump

The act of consentual Sexual Intercourse

I'd flump her/him for one!
I'd d her/him for a flump!
FLUMP!
i want a flump!

by smillsy August 12, 2005

Flumping

A sexual act which is easy to try but difficult to master. The art of flumping involves two people pushing their asses against each other, with one individual farting so that said fart enters into the recipient's anus.

"How would you like to Flump?"

I sure could use a rough Flumping!"

by Flumpmaster777777 June 13, 2011

Flump

To shag, or indeed attempt to shag, a fat person's navel.

Not to be mistaken for the much loved pink/white marshmallow treat. Although it is not inconceivable to try and combine the two.

Get a load of her! Get me a night of flumping in there i reckon.

by The Jolly Mr Poo November 18, 2010