Facebook

Once a social media for teenagers everyone used for taking photos and posting them. Created in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg, everyone was using it and it was the best thing ever. Soon got taken over by Instagram and Snapchat and whatever other shit things, Facebook is now for old, ancient grandpas of ours who barely knows how to use a goddamn phone

“Hey, do you still use Facebook”
“How do you go into Facebook, my grandchild?”

by A name no one has taken September 18, 2018

Facebook

A cesspool of shit

Dude 4chan is such a Facebook

by Skhizy November 12, 2019

Facebook

A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.

Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.

by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019

Facebook

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019

Facebook

A stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship.

"Man, I really don't like Facebook!"
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*

by Mackarony5 January 17, 2018

Facebook

A thing that only adults use

OMG Facebook is the best -Adults

by Farthest October 1, 2017

Facebook

It gives people depression.

Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.

by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 21, 2017