Dirac Delta Function

How to get bitches on bitches on bitches - a singularity of bitches

Last night, I showed off how to transform Maxwell's equations to some hoes and I got a Dirac Delta Function of them

by Golfwatcher56 January 30, 2018

Functional Retard

A person who is obviously weird, strange, and does retard-like things, but is a fully functional human being, or whatever species they are. Usually they are assholes, but they're usually enjoyable and funny.

Example 1)

*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*

Jessica: What is wrong with that man

Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.

Example 2)

*Actual disabled child walks by*

Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard

Amber: Dude, that's my brother.

by ThatFuckWad December 4, 2014

funnel cake

A delicious sugary cake with usually strawberries, strawberry sauce on top and the cake is actually like funnels of cake! It is very good and they sell them at many carnivals but man do they pack on the pounds.fat delicious strawberries

So I went to Paramount's Great America on friday in Santa Clara California... they had loads of funnel cakes everywhere. IT WAS AWESOME I ATE LIKE 5 BUT I GAINED 15 POUNDS =(

by ll4m4 October 25, 2006

cock funneler

Cock fun·nel·er ('kak fe-nel-ler')noun - Similar to a cock blocker. One who habitually tries to disrupt relations between other indidivduals in order to further their own game with one of those involved. Generally refers to females but this is not a requirement.

-Molly was really being a cock blocker last night, she fucked my game up with four girls!
-Yeah dude, same here! She just wants all the dick for herself.
-What a cock funneler...

by Nasty-Nate March 16, 2008

duck funnel

a sex maneuver in which a person makes a duck bill out of two pringles, and varios men blow there load into the two pringle duck bill, having the cum funnel into the mouth.

fil took four loads before his duck funnel became too soggy

by clowd July 1, 2004

cum guzzling ass funnel

1.Someone who guzzels cum through their ass in large amounts.

2. Also used to discribe a man whore

3.A word used to define the gayest person you know.

4. Second only to Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt in insultation

Person 1: hey man can i use your lawn mower

Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back

Person 1: i dont have it

Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week

Person 1 :no you didnt!!

Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel

by Matt Tingley June 18, 2008

funnay

intentionally wrong spelling of funny, for something, that isn't.

ho ho ho.. you're sooo funnay...

by jMCg July 14, 2005