fred longworth

fred longworth home to the smelliest person on the planet cole bonici

' oi that guy smells really bad!'

'oh yeah that's just cole, welcome to fred longworth😂,

by colesmellsbad December 14, 2019

taking a fred

To defecate after holding it in for several hours.

Taking a fred is so relieving.

by Bob Endom September 7, 2006

Dirty fred

The act of fucking a girl and then moving on to her sister then the rest of her family.

I pulled a dirty Fred on a polish family back in the day.

by Anonuser4550 June 16, 2020

Freaky Fred

A character appearing in the Cartoon Network show, courage the cowardly dog. He is the nephew of Muriel bagge and is an insane barber with a strange obsession with shaving people. He tries to shave courage throughout the episode. He is a skinny man in a green suit, a giant grin all the time, blank eyes and wild blonde hair. He is a very creepy and unsettling character and likes the word.... naughty.... he is taken away by the mental institute in the end of the episode in a straight jacket.

Person 1: Hey, do you remember that freaky Fred guy from courage the cowardly dog?
Person 2: yeah, the creepy guy who always said, naughty.

by The Brains of Champagne May 2, 2019

Fred Poeser

Fred Poeser is a strict taker of the phones. A round fella for sure but all and all lovable. If you come across a Fred Poeser don't let him see your phone, he WILL take it away. He is a lover of guppies and keeps pigeons in his attic. He is a flannel enthusiast and will occasionally say hello. He has beautiful silver locks which he will let down on the special day. If he walks by it will smell like fish or guppy feed, so hold your nose.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.

Person 1: Hey is that Fred Poeser?
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?

Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!

by Phymon May 6, 2018

Blind Fred

Explosive diarrhea left on the tank of a toilet in a public restroom.

Dude. I just left the restroom and clearly the house sausage didn't sit well with the last guy. He went full Blind Fred all over the tank.

by Katyv May 15, 2015

Fred Hardy

A person who wears generic brand versions of graphic t-shirts similar to those of Ed Hardy. Often worn by cheap guidos.

Hey look at Fred Hardy over there with his t-hirt from target

by Hanoian17 August 13, 2009