japanese firefighter

When you are banging a chick from behind and you pull her eyes back to make her look Japanese. You finish with pouring a glass of water over her head and yelling Godzilla

Nate's girl talked back to him so he gave her a Japanese firefighter later that night during "special time".

by Big time November 15, 2013

Affirmative Action Firefighter

The Affirmative Action Firefighter is a sex move in which the female partner takes the dominant role. The woman dons a firefighter hat, and optionally other fighfighter equipment. She asks her male partner to engage in role play, then gets on top and instructs him to let her know the moment he is about to climax. At this exact moment, she pulls out, grabs his shaft, and aims it back toward him. The objective is to cover her partner with his own man butter, ideally hitting him in the face for optimum effect. This latter part is best done without the man's knowledge or consent.

Susan is all about breaking glass ceilings, even in the bedroom. She performs an Affirmative Action Firefighter on any man she takes home, as a way to assert her dominance.

by Fuzzyfluffle February 21, 2021

Freighturbating

When you masturbate to some (or all) of the black Friday deals in a harbor freight catalog

"Hey bill, check out this air compressor!"

"I know Bob, i found myself freighturbating to it earlier, a lot!"

by Godberd November 15, 2019

Tennessee Freight Train

A sex act where the man covers his penis in hot sauce and the woman gets ready by going doggy style, then the man dashes towards the woman's pussy with his boner out and ready, and smashes his hot sauce covered penis up her vagina.

Last night was great, Charlie did a Tennessee Freight Train.

by XXX_Harambe_XXX May 16, 2018

waxing the freight train

A synonym for male masterbation.

Ralph: "so did you and Sally have sex last night?"
Johnny: "Naaah, Sally had a headache last night so I ended up watching porn and waxing the freight train instead."

by Jimbo65guy December 21, 2013

frozen freight train

When a shit is taken and is of nice form you poor water on it, freeze it, then stick it in some deserving whores puss.

Your mom really is a nasty bitch. Every time one frozen freight train melted she pulled another out of the freezer like she'd been waiting for me for weeks.

by jimcg August 31, 2005

Firefightas

A man who has intimate feelings for another man.

Those fuckin' firefightas are a bunch of homos.

by John Cakes January 12, 2008