Fuzzyfluffle's definitions

Salty Seeder

When you cast your seed (ejaculate) on another as an act of spite, rather than lust.

When Jimmy and I were banging this chick, he didn't warn me that he came in her before we switched sides. I got mad, so I pulled out and hit him with a salty seeder on the arm.

by Fuzzyfluffle March 27, 2026

Affirmative Action Firefighter

The Affirmative Action Firefighter is a sex move in which the female partner takes the dominant role. The woman dons a firefighter hat, and optionally other fighfighter equipment. She asks her male partner to engage in role play, then gets on top and instructs him to let her know the moment he is about to climax. At this exact moment, she pulls out, grabs his shaft, and aims it back toward him. The objective is to cover her partner with his own man butter, ideally hitting him in the face for optimum effect. This latter part is best done without the man's knowledge or consent.

Susan is all about breaking glass ceilings, even in the bedroom. She performs an Affirmative Action Firefighter on any man she takes home, as a way to assert her dominance.

by Fuzzyfluffle February 21, 2021