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A Final Fantasy

An act where a hospital hires a whore for a dying patient for 3 hours. No more, no less.
Mrs. Ramsey only had 3 days to live, so Suburban General Hospital granted her a final fantasy.
by Nick December 20, 2004
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Final Fantasy VII

One of the best games ever, and it even has a prequel that just came out today called Crisis Core for the PSP. If only there were as much fans of it where I live as there is elsewhere...
Classmate: "Hey Teevo, have you been playing any Halo 3?"

Me: "No, I've been playing Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core"

Classmate: "What? Hmm, never heard of it. Sounds like an unknown game series."

Me: "No one here understands how good the Final Fantasy franchise is!"
by Teevo March 25, 2008
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Final throws of death

While playing Halo Matchmaking and your just about to die, so you start wildly throwing grenades out in a futile attempt to kill your attacker, even though you know it will never work.
Dude, ninjameister348 started throwing frags everywhere when I stuck him with a plasma grenade. I guess he was in his final throws of death.
by fluffypat14 July 19, 2010
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final fifteen

weight gained in the last year of graduate school as a result of sitting on your ass and writing your thesis/dissertation day after day.
Person A: Has David gained weight? He's looking a little doughy lately.

Person B: Yeah, but it's just the final fifteen. He'll start hitting the gym again after the thesis is finished.
by UCDSocGrad November 19, 2011
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final samba

Michael: You still owe me fifty bucks!
Sebastian: Don't worry, it's not like i dance my final samba anytime soon.
by COOTB July 13, 2012
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Final Frantasy

The act of 'pretending' one of the background characters in a franchise is the main character and trying to forget the 'real' protagonist entirely - especially when they are especially irritating.
The most famous example of 'Final Frantasy': The protagonist from Final Fantasy 12, Vaan was vapid irritating and annoying.

Fran on the other hand was softly spoken, easy on the eyes and later revealed to be an overwhelming badass who totally trumped the bunny-girl image to come off as more of a leader than the protagonist.

Because of this, a lot of players muddled with the Party System so that Fran would appear as the player-character and quietly tried to ignore the existence of Vaan at all.

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Compare and contrast with Antonym "Reverse Final Frantasy" in FF7 whereby for a short time, Cid replaced Cloud. Since Cid was a character many players didn't use, they were stuck with a leader-character whom they knew very little about, might not have identified with and certainly hadn't trained with, dramatically weakening their party. This meant lots of players rushed through the plot, craving to get Cloud (their preferred protagonist) back into the game, meaning many players don't remember the story of this part of the game and hesitate to repeat it - sometimes giving up entirely or cheating at this point to get Cloud back in replays.
by Osakanone July 21, 2012
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Final Broath

The final and most immensely binding and important of all broaths. It is usually created in the death throes of one's bro. It states that after the event of your bro's death, you must marry his girlfriend, and never have sex with her or let anyone else do so either. You also become the keeper of all the previous broaths you and he have ever made, it is your sole duty to make sure the dirtiest secrets of your broship never see the light of day. You also are made responsible for making sure that none of his noteworthy high scores are ever beaten, and in the event that they are, you have the authority and the obligation to play the games and beat the usurper's score on your dead bro's behalf.
"Dude, I'm dying....please....you must take with me......the Final Broath!"

"Sure thing bro *sniffle* I hereby swear to be bound forever to the grand, sacred, archaic and magical power of the Final Broath! *sob* and should I ever break the terms of this all powerful broath, may my brodom be revoked, may my balls shrivel and die, may my cock shrink and whither, may all traces of manliness and testosterone leave my body! And upon my undoubtedly solitary and pathetic death, may the abominable specter of Bruce Jenner himself, the only known breaker of the mighty Final Broath, personally escort my blighted soul into the darkest and most wrathful recesses of the netherworld!" *lighting strikes in the distance, and the sound of the drums of Asgard can faintly be heard*
by Doomus July 14, 2015
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