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I am your father

its how you talk to your friend called luke
Me: "hey luke"

Luke: " UGH, what?"
Me: "I am your FATHER"
by MaddyTheMango January 14, 2019
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i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"
by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021
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Fanter

Guys, Fanter is a floppa calling fanta Fanter, NOT FREINDLY BANTER UNCULTURED SWINES. GET UR FACTS RITE.
FANTER IS A PRIME MEME IN WHICH ZABLOINK GOOGAS HOLDING A BOTTLE OF FANTER SAYING FANTER. FANTER IS FANTER FANTERLE:LDF:DLKFJ FLOPPA IS FNATER ODIFJ:DLFK FANTER
DONT DRINK COKEY COLA DRINK FANTER
by flobbyblobby57 February 19, 2021
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go-faster stripes

Racing stripes, especially if found on an otherwise unremarkable car.
Check out that dork's rice burner! It even has go-faster stripes!
by iano July 18, 2006
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fapterial

Material for fapping.

Fapterial is generally deposited in a spank bank
Hey, go put that fapterial to good use, then get a good night sleep. You've got work in the morning.
by Coat April 2, 2009
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farter

n. Someone who farts excessively and thus smells like fart all the time.
Pe-eww! That chick is a farter fo' sho'.
by Rastamuffin June 5, 2010
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father nelson

A submission hold delivered with authority in the name of dominance. A career ending ruthlessly aggressive wrestling hold.
Technique: 1) executer slips up belly to back of standing opponent 2) executer extends right arm forward/through opponents arm , suppressing arm in locked extended position//option would include grasping opponents wrist and locking it back like a reverse "chicken-wing" 3) with completion of steps 1)&2) you have achieved a HALF-NELSON. 4) repeat step 2) //variation optional// for left arm.
Hint: Remember to remain in control
of 2) while performing step
4).
5) You have now accomplished a FULL-NELSON !! 6) With a firm grasp and maintaing holds as outlined in steps 1) through 5) Begin visciously thrusting back and forth from pelvis into opponent. Submission times may vary so be patient.
Some suggestions for added effect might include doning clergy vestments and reciting scripture during excecution.
...all the sinners would behave at the thought of father nelson
by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005
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