/ˈfikəl ˈfʊtˌprɪnt/ —noun
The residual impression a bowel movement leaves in the toilet after one has flushed one or more times; also known as track marks or skid marks. The severity of the stain is directly related to the number of flushes required to visibly remove it.
The residual impression a bowel movement leaves in the toilet after one has flushed one or more times; also known as track marks or skid marks. The severity of the stain is directly related to the number of flushes required to visibly remove it.
This all-you-can-eat seafood buffet is already giving me cramps. I hope the next time I drop my mud, it doesn't leave a big ol' fecal footprint for the maid when she comes tomorrow.
by Matt*ee November 23, 2010
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The IT dept. is charging us an arm and a leg for excess file storage above the set maximum allowance per user. We need to reduce our silicon footprint!
by MILatino November 1, 2011
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Get the footprints mug.The Fatophobe is generally an ignorant redneck bigot that thinks fat women should be the subject of ridicule. (NB Fatophobes like their women the thinner the better - if their are ribs sticking out, JACK POT!).
The fatophobe will make fun of any fat women - and if she dares to act like she is actually attractive and worthy of the same attention as her skinny counterparts, the fatophobe will target her even more.
The fatophobe's habitat is everchanging, and he is everywhere. However, the fatophobe is often seen with his fatophobe mates making fun of the larger lady - particualry in bars, or public events where large amounts of alcohol are available. He rarely works alone - only feeling 'funny' when he is with his other very clever and funny friends.
The fatophobe will make fun of any fat women - and if she dares to act like she is actually attractive and worthy of the same attention as her skinny counterparts, the fatophobe will target her even more.
The fatophobe's habitat is everchanging, and he is everywhere. However, the fatophobe is often seen with his fatophobe mates making fun of the larger lady - particualry in bars, or public events where large amounts of alcohol are available. He rarely works alone - only feeling 'funny' when he is with his other very clever and funny friends.
Fatophobe: 'hi there - how are you?
Fat chick: 'Good thanks - how are you?
Fatophobe: "Good. My mates and I were just talking and we wanted to tell you something"
Fat chick: "Whats that?"
Fatophobe: "Well, we wanted to tell you that you had a really nice face - but that you would have to lose about 30 pounds before any of us would fuck you' (hear the sounds of many fatophobes laughing).
Fat chick: 'Good thanks - how are you?
Fatophobe: "Good. My mates and I were just talking and we wanted to tell you something"
Fat chick: "Whats that?"
Fatophobe: "Well, we wanted to tell you that you had a really nice face - but that you would have to lose about 30 pounds before any of us would fuck you' (hear the sounds of many fatophobes laughing).
by Tassiechik March 11, 2008
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