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fake scenario 

Stories that you create in your head about possibilities of what could happen in your life. They’re usually “love scenarios” where you think of something that could happen, for example your crush liking you back, and you create a story in you head about that.
“Dude, I just made a fake scenario in my head where my crush kissed me, it looked so real… now I’m sad.”
fake scenario by Dudidmais November 28, 2021
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123 Fake St. 

The address that EVERYONE should use when lying about their real address.
"Oh, you want to know where I live?" "Um... I'm on 123 Fake St. right by the 7-11."
123 Fake St. by Sly Magoo October 1, 2003
A Human Resources Facebook lurker who befriends virtual friends of friends for the sole purpose of getting dirt on either an existing employee to terminate them, or a prospective employee to ascertain character quality.
Jack didn't get the job, because a FaceSpy saw his streaking pics from Bay to Breakers.
FaceSpy by hightidetech June 30, 2009

Fake Stoner 

Someone who has never smoked weed in their lives but tries to portray themselves as somebody that does. A fake stoner will only listen to music by Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, Cypress Hill, Bob Marley (And anybody else who sings or raps about weed), they will always wear clothes with something to do with weed, talk about weed 24/7, etc. If you ask them what it's like to smoke weed they will always make a fake story about how they smoked weed and turned into a flying vampire and shit.
Fake stoner: "I smoked a pound of that OG 420 Kush today because I'm so cool."

Person: "Then why is your bong so clean?"

Fake stoner: "Because I just keep it really clean bro."
Fake Stoner by Smokemon97 September 8, 2016

Fake Friends 

fake friends are like fake news. They are not reliable or real.
You: why is they such a fake friends?
Other person: because they’re fake news!
Fake Friends by lab1350 December 8, 2017

fake flex 

When someone tries to flex something they do not own or is untrue.
Oh look, Townsend is fake flexing his dads money again!
fake flex by understevi April 21, 2018

fake hearing 

A term utilized in an attempt to discredit whatever may come to light in a hearing that has the potential to blow the lid off something illegal.
You are a liar Mr. Cohen and this is a fake hearing; that you were lying for the US President for ten years is a small matter indeed.
fake hearing by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019