fur fairy

invisible playmate for kittens and adult cats. Not yet scientifically proven, this adoption of an invisible being provides the best plausible explanation after centuries of careful observations of unassisted feline playful behaivor.

While we were both resting on the couch, Tiger suddenly dashed off my lap in pursuit of something, pounced, rolled, jumped, then intently stared near my feet. I couldn't see what he was playing with so it had to be another invisible fur fairy.

by philene September 10, 2007

Fountain fairy

Its when someone is sucking your dick and then after you ejaculate into her mouth, she stands up and spits it all over your face, usually without you knowing beforehand.

Tanner: So did you finally get it on with Courtney?
Nate: Kinda, the bitch only gave me a blowjob and then to top it all off, after she gave me a fountain fairy.

by Gods2ndBestGift March 09, 2010

the tooth fairy

When you get an erection so hard you knock out the teeth of your sex partner and give her money out of remorse.

My girlfriend had to go to the dentist after I gave her the tooth fairy

by boliver shagnasty October 10, 2013

Fairy Wand

Another name given to a dildo. Usually pink. Long and skinny with a big tip on it.

With a swish of her fairy wand, all her wet dreams came true.

by Justin was here November 05, 2010

fairy nuff

Phonetic bastardisation for "Fair Enough"

<AndyRoo> So I went out clubbing last night but it wasn't good because they never played "I'm a raver"
<Matthew1471> Fairy nuff

by Matthew1471 November 13, 2004

Nigger fairy

1. A gay black person who doesn't know that they're gay yet but everyone else does.

1. Man, look at that nigger fairy over there. Yeah I heard he takes a big one up the crack.

by Schmidtt January 19, 2008

insomnia fairy

The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.

Why's he keep looking around like that?

Insomnia fairies.

by The Dave February 22, 2004