faker fans

1. Kids/Teens (usually girls) that only like a band because they are 'hawt' or 'smexy'. Don't appreciate their music AT ALL. Most likely dont even know more than 3 of their songs. Often don't even know their names. Yet they still claim to be "Mrs. ____ _____."

Example A:

FF:"Dayummm who's that yummy lookin guitar player with the curly hair?"
True Fan:"That would be Nick..."
FF:"Dayummm I'm gonna fuckk that Nick HARD."
True Fan:"Oh god..not another one of those faker fans."

Example B:

FF#1: "You know the Jonas Brothers?"
FF#2: "Yeah, that old Disney band..right? What about them?"
FF#1: "They got HOT!"
FF#2: "No way, girl. Which one is the hottest?"
FF#1: "The one with the jew fro. I think his name is...err....Ned! Yeah Ned."
FF#2: "I'm marrying that Ned!"
TF: "Hey, guys. Who is this Ned you're marrying?"
FF#2: "Ned Jonas!"
TF: "Oh god.."

by Ashley Jonas November 12, 2007

Fake Fakerson

A real phony.

That Kurdt Kobain was a real Fake Fakerson!

by Genku July 29, 2003

mah fawker

Whats up dude?

"Jo mah fawker!!!"

by Magano August 9, 2003

Fader

london based m.c
originates from Monsterrat,
spits in a unusual but poplar ragga grime mixup

fader topkat fumin and taz make up boundary crews original members, they also part of Fire Camp

by sammysam October 25, 2006

farker

a person who owns everyone at something awful

a person who gets his/her rocks off by farking other websites

a person who looks up to the big nutted squirrel

that farker just kicked his ass

by some TFer February 29, 2004

FAGKER

Faggot Fucker! To be used when one feels lazy and doesn't want to say two separate words! t('.'t)

I'm running late for work and these damn fagkers won't move out of the fast lane!

by Esteban Dido July 31, 2007

facker

Joking way of calling someone a mother fucker

Facker! I hate you!

by Shannon June 17, 2004